a mirror warrior

Title: Caecus
Wordcount: 1619
Rating: PG for extremely safe
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: Kame/Nakamaru; slightly Kame/Jin-ish
Warning: Abuse of medical condition and assumption that Kame possesses perfect vision.
Note: Caecus is the Latin word for ‘blind’. Or so Google told me.

For cease11. Hey little girl, gambare? This has no porn, so I guess it more than compensates? Thanks to pinkeuphoria1, whom without I am useless.

ETA: There's a wonderful podfic of this, here. THANK YOU SO MUCH, randomicicle.

Summary: Kame goes blind every mid-September.

( It was like he was meant to shut his eyes from the world. )

Title: Heartbeat
Wordcount: 1518
Rating: PG
Genre: (slight) angst
Pairing: Kame/Nakamaru, Kame/Matsujun (background)
Warning: Hints of unrequited love, language
Note: This was written because someone (coughcease11cough) demanded it. It’s frightening what kind of things I’ll do for her. This story is a remix (or the retelling, from the Kame/Nakamaru perspective) of this fic of cease11’s, which in turn, is a remix of this by solesakuma. Beta-ed by pinkeuphoria1 and un-crossposted for obvious reasons.

Background: Kame and Matsujun are fucked up.

Summary: Kame’s heart beats slowly, like a piano piece they play during unhappy occasions.

( Nakamaru wishes that Jun will just stop, Kame will just stop, and everything between Kame and Jun will just stop. )

Title: Prism
Wordcount: 1276
Rating: PG
Genre: gen-ish, fluff-ish, I-don’t-know-what-ish
Pairing: Koki/Ueda
Warning: Mentions of bald heads, loads of mentions of bald heads, vague timeline, Jincident 1.0.
Note: For goldfreckled. Just because.

Beta-ed by pinkeuphoria1, because she’s lovely and caring and all other mistakes are mine.

Summary: Koki rubs Ueda’s head.

( Koki takes Ueda’s hand and rubs it against his head, telling Ueda that it will bring them all luck. )

Title: 5 Years
Wordcount: 1274
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff of the puke-inducing kind
Pairing: Kame/Nakamaru
Warning: Established relationship
Note: For cease11. Because she’s evil and stuff. Betaed by this lovely pinkeuphoria1, whom I love very, very much.

Summary: Five years later, Nakamaru gives lectures on Bio-fuel on part-time basis.

( Nakamaru-sensei is a professor in demand. )

Title: When Art Imitates Life
Wordcount: 2378
Rating: PG
Genre: Slight angst, slight fluff
Pairing: Koki/Jin
Warning: References to cross-dressing; Jincident; Jincident 2.0; and Jin’s solo song, Pinky.
Notes: For becquinho, though this is inadequate as hell. Ilu ♥

Beta-ed by pinkeuphoria1; all other mistakes are mine.

Summary: Koki draws Jin.

( “Koki,” Jin calls. “What are you drawing?” )

Title: Ohayo, Odagiri-sensei!
Wordcount: 5463
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack (I’m serious) | Gen
Warning: See above, and fandom/inner jokes
Summary: It’s 2011. Hallyu hits Japan with full storm and the next Korean group slated to debut is Super Junior with their hit single “Mr Simple”. KAT-TUN is a Johnny’s Jr group that has been formed for 4 years. To counter the wave of Korean groups, Johhny’s and Associate has decided to repackage KAT-TUN prior to debuting them. For that purpose, they have decided to hire Odagiri Ryu.

Note: If the above summary confuses you, please pretend that KAT-TUN in this story is the 2004!KAT-TUN. Think pre-debut KAT-TUN taking pictures in New York. Yeah.

For Ryu however, think of a qualified!teacher!Ryu after the Gokusen movie. Yeah. *is shot*

This is a birthday gift for scorch66, who is as amazing in person as Kame himself. Sara, this is a result of a crazy working mind. I hope you have the best on your birthday, as a person as sparkly as you are deserves nothing less.

I need to thank a few people for helping out, pinkeuphoria1 (as usual), natsukashi_yume, and reiicharu. You guys are angels *__*

( “Yucchi, aren’t you glad none of Odagiri-sensei’s friends look like us?” Koki asks. )

( Footnotes and extra notes for the birthday girl )

Title: Personal Stylist
Wordcount: 2120
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen and slight fluff
Pairing: Implied Kame/Nakamaru, and other ninja pairings.
Warnings: Inside (and/or fandom) jokes and references to Kame’s weight gain
Summary: Nakamaru wouldn’t wear Kame’s clothes.

Notes: This is inspired by a comment by pinkeuphoria1 on twitter, “kame's starting to dress like maru imo” regarding this picture. The pinstriped sweater that is mentioned is from this picture. Beta-ed by the lovely pinkeuphoria1, who’s really an unbelievably sweet darling.

This piece is dedicated to cease11. It’s time for me to write something for her, despite her various acts of terrorism towards me.

( “I’m not endorsing AOKI,” Nakamaru insists to the staffs of Shuuichi. )

Title: #840704
Pairing: Implied Kame/Jin
Word count: 20,120-ish
Rating: PG13
Genre/Warnings: AU/Crossover with Death Note, mild swearing, inaccurate portrayals of the Japanese post-war judicial and penal system, usage of unsightly terms to refer to other people, and slight depictions of violence.
Notes: As implied, this story took place sometime during post-WWII Japan in a fictional prison and the Death Note universe will be used as a basic premise. If you have never read the manga or watched the anime or the movie before, you might want to check out this link to read about the basics of the usage of the Death Note. However, I need to include this here as this particular trait of the death note will not be elaborated or mentioned in the story: anybody who touches the death note will be able to see the death god, not just the owner of the Death Note. It’s er, pivotal to the plot?

Thank you goldfreckled, for helping by reading over this fic as a panicked request. You’re the best!

Originally posted for kizuna_exchange 2011, here. Posted here with minor changes and edits.

Summary: Before Yagami Light, there was Kamenashi Kazuya.

( #840704 )

Title: Birthday Boys
Pairings/Characters: Mostly gen, but leaning towards Koki/Junno
Rating: Gen
Wordcount: 3778-ish
Warnings: Language, probably
Notes: Events portrayed in the fic happened around the last quarter of 2010, approximately around the release for Change Ur World. Written for fic_the_faith for sekky_chan and betaed by the lovely scorch66. Reposted here for archiving purposes. Originally posted here

Summary: Junno had troubles buying presents for Koki for his birthday. Koki had no troubles buying a present for Junno’s birthday.

( Jin was right, Koki thought. Junno was really comfortable to lean on  )

Title: Jin and The Painting of St Basil’s Cathedral (And His Last Name is Holmes)
Author: simourva
Artist: ayuzak
Crossover: Shamelessly nabbed from Sherlock Holmes
Disclaimer: This is a product of a mind going through crack, but not enough crack to keep this on pure crack level. Apologies to the real Tchaikovsky the pianist; to my defense, I didn’t steal his name, Ueda did.
Type: Gen, AU, Crack-ish, Crossover
Word count: 15,817 ~
Characters/Pairings: Kame/Jin, appearances of Yamapi, Ueda’s alter ego, mentions of Nakamaru
Warnings: Very slight angst, female OCs with bizarre fetishes and the necessity to pretend that you can have names that combine elements from two different languages. Jin is eloquent. And smart. Kind of.
Spoilers: None
Summary: Jin ran off somewhere for two years and Kame was not happy. They try to make up. In the mean time, they solve mysteries.

Author’s Notes:

- This fic took me forever just to decide what to do with it. I went through loads of references in a hope that I could come up with something, but I didn’t and it kind of frustrated me to which I was even at the point of almost wanting to drop out. In the end I settled for something simpler and this is what came up.
- Even if you don’t like the story, please check out ayuzak’s art. She’s the most awesome person and deserves the spams directed to her DA inbox because she’s that awesome.
- Thanks to these two amazing ladies who helped me look over the fic (and whack me when I’m being stupid, then whack me again when I’m being grammatically-blind): randomicicle and cease11. You guys are the Kame to my Nashi.

Link to Art Master Post: Here, and here, by the amazing ayuzak. Seriously, amazing.

( I stopped the mental applause when I noted that he did not only use his imagination to expand his barely-there “reputations”, but also to monitor my whereabouts.  )